tru story by azeem

I was walking on Devon Ave
And this MAchlee Bachee tried to cut me with her rusty camry
while I was crossing the street
So I transformed into voltron
and let the lions take care of her
the lions are the feet
but since my feet were seperated
I had to sit on the sidewalk
and beg for change
since thats all i could do with my hands
but since I still had my tail
I was tripping people with it
and then robbing them
but since i didnt have legs I couldnt run away
so they robbed me
and slapped me up
but since i had metalic hands I could block and fight back
but then people started stepping back
and shooting RPGs at me
which left a whole in me
but as you know voltron has 6 people
who sit inside
3 died
two were in the lions
and the 1 that was left was me
so I hopped out
and said Im outta here
then I headed to the masjid
and I prayed in the masjid
but this dude saw me
doing massah on my socks
and he reported me to the imam
the imam flipped out and said I had to marry his daughter
and she turned out to be a man
who was related to me
and he was my mehram
so i couldnt marry him
plus it would be gay
and gay marriages were revoked in 11 states
on election day
so Im still not married.
the end.